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--The BjoD Team


Saturday, August 25, 2001

I'm really sick of San and Yahiko making fun of my cooking >.<;. I know its bad, but its not that bad! I spent like hours trying to make a wonderful dinner to share with just Kenshin, since Yahiko and Sano were supposed to be going out. Well, they came home early and ate all the food, declared it was nasty and they thought Kenshin had made it, and Sano had fun teasing Yahiko into drinking sake and passing out. Now this would be the usual stuff, except that I had been planning on spending time with Kenshin! They totally ruined what would have been a romantic effort *cries angrily* >.<.

-Kamiya Kaoru


Wednesday, August 22, 2001

Dear God,
I'm really sorry that I was bad and killed that annoying pink thing (although in a way I still hold to the belief that I did the world a favor). I hope you'll reconsider your quick and hasty decision to boot me off to the "down under" and realize what a great angel I made! I promise to do better and not rack up so many expenses on your Visa Gold™ card! I swear to be a good girl and stop sleeping with all the guys as well! Pleaaaassssssseeeee take me back, its so hot here *cries*.

-Monou Kotori


Sunday, August 19, 2001

Argh! Daisuke needs to stop messing with me and trying to drop those very unsubtle hints that he wants me to be his girlfriend! I already turned him down. He should realize that I must date someone cool and better than my sister would, since honestly I can't get my stupid breasts to get any bigger, and Riku beats me by 5mm! Damn her >.<. I got an underwire to see if she'd notice, but alas all's she noticed was I HAD an underwire first. It sucks being a twin, we even have to share the same dresser! If I had more than lunch money I'd almost be tempted to have some surgery. Anything! I must be better than Riku!

-A very envious Harada Risa


Sunday, August 19, 2001

Utena, there is no hostages, you just momentarily put everyone in a coma with your bad breath. Don't breathe on me I say! Its horrible *pushes mints Utena's way* Take them, do the world a favor *gags*.

-Meryl Stryfe


Monday, August 13, 2001

RELEASE THE HOSTAGES! Release them I say!! Allow havoc to wreak itself dumb once more on these lands! AH YESS!!!

-Tenjou Utena


Friday, July 27, 2001

Ok, what is this annoying thing that just zapped me and destroyed my new leather outfit? That... pink thing... that creature! Grrrr!!! I have no grudge against satan, but I will not have weird pink things squirting equally annoying pink things at my new clothes.

I have to... god I can't control this sudden anger, this absolute rage, this... this... oh god, oh god! *kills Chibi Usa* I..... I... I couldn't help it!

*Hokuto approaches* Hokuto: You can't kill people, if you kill people you must be punished for it. Have fun in hell Kotori.

Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!! I haven't had fun with all the guys in heaven yet! Don't send me away yet! Just give me a while longer! *falls down and hits Kamui on the head on Earth before she falls through Earth to hell*

-A Fallen Angel, Monou Kotori


Thursday, July 26, 2001

Looky looky, I'm PINK! I'm also demonic fanged Satan spawn from hell. @,_,@ I'm here because..... Hotaru-chan died again and now I have no one to annoy and I'm boooored... Some one save me. Give... me... ENTERTAINMENT!!! Or else I'll zap you with my great... big... PINK SUGARY-SWEET CAVITY-ABOUND MAKE-YOU-RETCH-UP-YOUR-INSIDES HEEEAAAAAART ATTAAAAAAAAAAAACKKK!!!! *bops visitor on the head with her pink heart rod* Biidah!

~ChibiUsa


Friday, July 11, 2001

Yippeee!!!! I was nominated to be the blog cheerleader! Well, actually to be fair they are having some Sakura girl be one too, but we all know they just did that out of kindness. I was the one they really wanted. Although I never saw myself as a cheerleader, I think I'll fill the role great!

*jumps up and down with pom pom's* *shouts: "Girl's rule, boy's drool! Goooooooo bishoujo diaries! Go, go, go!!!!!"

Woo! Wasn't that great for practice everyone *silence* Ummmmm... I said, wasn't that great everyone? *silence* Grrrr! >.<; Why am I being ignored! *looks around and see's everyone staring at her oddly*

Sakura says: You baka! Everyone's deaf now, I can't hear a thing!

Sana: Oops... sorry ^.^;;;;

-Kurata Sana


Saturday, July 7, 2001

I'm feeling really bored... I just hit Kotori over the head with a frying pan because she was bitching about something or the other. The something being Fuuma, the other being Kamui. Honestly, she gets so annoying sometimes. Now she's quiet at least, and I have nothing to do. Inuki's running around in circles trying to bite that infernal gray transparent strip he keeps seeing behind him. I don't think he realizes it's his tail. Kusanagi was supposed to call today. Dammit.

-Nekoi Yuzuriha


Saturday, July 7, 2001

Ahhhhhhhh! I can't believe Takashi sometimes! I finally got him to sign up for this program for compulsive liars. I had to actually LIE to get him to even go in the first place! I told him it was a cool club for people who liked to tell stories, erm... fib... fine LIE! Yes, sickly I told him that he was going to a play where they lie, and in fact its a place to help people who lie as much as he does *sobs full of hate for herself*. Did I do the wrong thing!?!?

-Mihara Chiharu


Sunday, July 1, 2001

I always thought life was dull. Death seems to be so much worse! Heaven keeps losing its interest for me, and I'm even considering taking a little trip to the "down under" if you get my meaning *wink wink*. Maybe meet "Big Red" as that Seishirou guy up here calls him (Big Red= Satan).

I went shopping the other day. My version of shopping is traveling down to Earth for a while and umm... borrowing a few things. I always do this when people aren't around of course. So, I picked up a few more interesting leather goods, but mostly I went crazy at Victoria Secret. I then tried some of this one and decided to spook Kamui a bit, maybe give him a tad of a umm.. well you know in the process with my new sexy lacey stuff *wink wink*. I am so cruel to him, but hey I was so nice to him when I was alive, and half the time when he came back he treated me like I was nothing! And now look and him and my brother *gasp gasp*. I deserve some revenge!

-Monou Kotori


Tuesday, June 26, 2001

OH OH, MEE~!! I wanna join!!
Can I be Yukito? Plleeaaase? TOUYA!!! *screams*

-Nakuru <3 <3 <3


Tuesday, June 26, 2001

*eyes sparkle* Sakura-chaaan!
It's alright, you'll catch on soon enough, and you'll find your most important person, and you'll be happy forever, and make babies, and leave me biting the dust... *grumblegrumble*
Oh, um... well, that's okay! Because I am happy for you because then you will be happy because, because your happiness is MY happiness and I'll just become an old reclusive widow with grey hair at age 35, slouching in her rocking chair, stabbing her arthritic fingers as she tries to make another stupid costume..., dammit, I hate those things! I don't wanna make them I wanna WEAR them! I wanna be the Card Captor! Then Sakura will be totally in love with me! HA! Eat THAT, Shao Lan! Who's with me?!

-Daidouji Tomoyo


Tuesday, June 26, 2001

Sakataki no BAKA! Today, Widy was trying to get me to give him a back massage, of course I refused (and gave him a good whacking with my staff), but then Sakataki came up with a glazed look on his face and GAVE Widy a backrub! That fagrotting traitor! I'll kick him in the nuts!
Or, wait.... Hizuki, did you feed him drugs again!?
Argh, this is why I hate dragons!

Kyoko-sAmA~~


Thursday, June 11, 2001

I was surfing the net today, when I came across something very.... upsetting to say the least. Hentai of myself and Aeris @.@. I.... am speechless almost at the shock these images brought me. Who drugged me and took such sick pictures of me! I don't remember posing for such degrading crap >.<. I need an explaination! Now! I am straight damnit! I like Cloud, isn't that obvious!?!?! Aeris? You have got to be kidding.

I need to hurt someone.

-Tifa Lockhart


Thursday, June 11, 2001

I'm really tired of that Shaolan Li guy, first he insists on having the clow cards, then he is trying to take my beloved Yukito away from me! How dare he ::fumes::. I just want him to go awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy! >.<;;; I can't stand this competition for Yukito any longer! I wonder why Yukito keeps looking at big brother strangely. Hmmmmm....

-A Clueless Kinomoto Sakura


Wednesday, June 2, 2001

My therapist (and yes they have those too in heaven) says that I have to control my temper. He said before that I was too much of a doormat and too gentle, and I LET my brother kill me. Honestly, I almost feel like my therapist is just messing with my mind. I'm confused and constantly trying to decide if I'm this new leather-wearing, village whore, bitch smackin' chick. Or... am I that gentle, flowery little thing, that was so polite and virginal? Ok, before deciding which I am, I should first decide which is more fun!

*thinks for just a moment*

*runs off and buys more leather and finds another man ^.^*

-Monou Kotori


Wednesday, June 2, 2001

Mamoru wants to try some kinky new "bedroom exercises". I'm not sure if I'm up for this afterall. I miss the good old days when all's I had to worry about was defending the world, and having something to eat all the time. Now I'm just Mamoru's whore *sigh*.

-Tsukino Usagi


Thursday, May 24, 2001

Mommy, go away.

You give me nightmares. Screwing your own children over because you couldn't get who you wanted, blah blah BLAH.... Well I never got MY man, and now's he's not even a man! He's some sissy bitchfrick!

Kotori, *stomps off*


Thursday, May 24, 2001

I... have discovered....
DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION.
*screech* AI YAI YAI YAI YAI BUTTERFLY YAAYYYY!!!!
Dance dance dance dance dance dance dance!!
I can get SSR.. Really.. On max! 410 perfect combo! WHOO!
Come join me Mikage, pleeaaase!! We can make passionate machine humping love!

~Mamiya-lolly


Wednesday, May 22, 2001

The world just makes me angry! I'm sooooooo angry! You lay down your life for someone, and they go DIE! What the hell is up with that!!!!! !@#$%^&*!!!!!!!! I used to be a calm person, but now I'm very stressed and angry all the time! I died for her, and she goes and dies again >.<. Damn Tooru Shirou! If you weren't already dead I'd kill you.

-Monou Saya


Wednesday, May 22, 2001

Utena sama has become rather violent as of lately. She snubs me and calls me "bitch". Not to mention, my therapist says I should dump her. Maybe I should go back to being my brother's slut. At least he never called me bitch. Deep down inside though, something inside me feels like its about to break. I can't help it, I want to do something.... something BAD... something unthinkable!

*goes and shaves off all Utena's hair while she's asleep*

Serves her right

-Himemiya Anthy


Monday, May 21, 2001

...I'm going to mutilate that masked freak Tomo. How dare he even THINK about laying hands on my Nakago-sama.

I'm also going to kill the next person who calls him "bakago".

-The Girl Born with a Can of Whoop-Ass, Soi


Monday, May 21, 2001

Man, we've been really crapped out lately.
Like... I am totally *not* stoned! And I don't know what your talking about, I don't have bondage fantasies of Touga. Akio mayb-- *smack*
NEVER! I'm.... PURE! And INNOCENT! Never a dirty thought in my pretty little head! Ever! Eat that, bitch!

-Tenjou Utena


Tuesday, May 1, 2001

Utena is always stoned or drunk anymore. I'm not dealing well with this at ALL. My therapist says I shouldn't take it and leave, but he doesn't understand how unlike me that would be! For one, being anything but a human doormat would really be a huge change on my part (and I hate changes) and for another I have nowhere else to go! If we were married I would have filed for divorce by now. I think she's having a relationship with someone else. Maybe Kozue or Juri ;_;. This makes me so sad! Saionji is looking really good right now.

-Himemiya Anthy


Tuesday, May 1, 2001

Being dead has some advantages and some disadvantages I have come to find out. The disadvantages are pretty obvious... also with that annoying girl, Hokuto, I feel I have no privacy! She's always pestering me!!!! >.<;; On the good note, I've come to truly hate my past goody goddy ways, and I intend to be blissfully wicked and have fun! I've noticed the large amount of delicious men around here. Two being this odd couple (???) Hisoka and Tsuzuki. Hisoka reminds me of Kamui, all angsty and shit. Tsuzuki is so sexy! Wooo! He can really get the blood flowing in all the right places if you know what I mean *wink wink*. Also there is this pretty butch guy with one eye named Seishirou... he's alright but Hokuto went nuts when she saw him and disappeared... which is a good thing in my opinion ^.~.

-Monou Kotori


Monday, April 30, 2001

Y'know... Shaddup. Just everyone shut up. Yeah, you voices in my head, YOU TOOO! ::screech:: It's YOUR fault everyone thinks I'm nutso! No one thinks that $*^#@% Ilpapparazzi-schmago is weird, NO. He just sits in his big stupid armor all day and wants to start a band. After he shoots me, explodes me, drowns me, or any combo of the above. Is that fair to me? But no one seems to care. They just fawn all over him... Him this, him that... Blah blah BLAH... And I can't even eat that stupid creepy catdog! I should QUIT!

-A RESENTFUL Excel


Monday, April 30, 2001

....Anthy left her drugs out on the dresser agin.. *sniff* Gawdammit, she knows I can't resist 'em when I see 'em just lyin' around like that... *snork* I'm so high right now, I can pull my feet out from below me. Wait, that din make much sense did it now... Eheheh. *snerkel*
I'm funny.

-Utena-saMAAAAAAAAA


Saturday, April 21, 2001

I can't believe it, I haven't had sex in a whole 3 days! I'm trying to think of which guys at Ohtori I haven't slept with! I really should have kept a list of some sort!!! Miki is still as stupid as ever... and its downright getting on my nerves. I can't believe I'm related to such a wimp! Akio keeps tramping around in David Bowie red hotpants. He may want to show off his 'equipment' but according to Nanami he's tiny compared to Touga! I know she's telling the truth from experience ^.~. I swear things are so crazy around here that sometimes I feel like I'm stuck in a weird shoujo anime!

-Kaoru Kozue


Wednesday, April 18, 2001

Oh, quit yer whining. YOU should talk. I can't even find any decent guys til after I'm dead. Well okay, so I had Kakyou, but he didn't get kinky til later, and now he's comatose. Heehee, playing with his mind is FUN! :D Lookie, Kakku-chan! I'm floating above you teasingly! *disappears in a splash of water*
*reappears*
*disappears*
*reappears*
...Oh geez, I think he fainted. Kakyou you wuss! *kicks him*
Dammit.

- Sumeragi Hokuto


Saturday, April 14, 2001

Fuuma keeps trying to take Kamui from me. Even if I AM dead doesn't mean I don't have feelings! I get the feeling he just killed me to get my Kamui ;_;. This makes me very sad, I feel like I'm gonna die...oh wait...I am dead, nevermind >.<.

-Monou Kotori


Friday, April 13, 2001

Okay, okay... See, I'm NOT superstitious. NOT, see?!? Ah ha ha ha ha ha!! I mean, just because it's Friday the 13th and every single person tells me that bad things happen on Friday the 13th like people having their heads chopped off or losing or limb of got their most favorite treasure stolen or went home and found their cat in a meat grinder, I mean all SORTS of things could happen! But I don't really believe any of that you know, because I'm really actually very smart (Hear that? VERY SMART!) so I don't fall for stupid little tricks like that at all, no siree, nope! AH HA HA HA HAA!!
Ha.... So what's Triskaidekaphobia? Eh?

-Mudou Sara


Friday, April 13th, 2001

Well I'm spooked. This morning, I was seeing if my sword could double up as a toliet unclogger (...what?), when suddenly I felt something wet on my head, and I looked up, and it was Touga.

-Tenjou Utena


Monday, April 9, 2001

Oh dear. Let's all run away from Ruby Moon and his out of control phermones. O.o;;
Too many Asaba reminders, ick, go away, bad. He needs an enema. Today he came to school in a sheep costume. With little pink bows on it. I'm not gonna ask.

-Miyazawa Yukino


Monday, April 9, 2001

....I'm so sick of this. Touya is still unresponsive to my affections, I have no interest in his bunnylike Yue extract friend, and I'm getting bored with Eriol. *sniff* Waagghh, all I have left is Spinel! And just yesterday he hid in the corner when I advanced on him! It's not my fault my phermones have no place to go! They need a home!! *weeps*

Ruby ~la la la~ Moon


Sunday, April 1, 2001

Alright, WHO scrawled my number all over town "For a good time, call" under it?!?! VASH? Are you responsible for this? Do you think this is FUNNY? I had dozens of phone calls last night! And WOLFWOOD was one of them! You men are all the same!

-Meryl Stryfe


Sunday, April 1, 2001

...If I ever find that pissant little winged rat I'm going to KILL him.... Demon indeed. Access left exploding spitwads all over my room. Every time you touched one, you'd get flying spit and his voice saying "FIN, BE MY HONEYBUN AGAIN!!".
I swear he needs to be neutered.

- *Evil* Fin


Sunday, April 1, 2001

HOORAY! It's April Fools' Day! I'm so excited. I get to think up all sorts of things to do to my 'friends'. Heehee. Hmm.... Maybe I'll put Onii-sama's hair in pigtails. And Touga's. I could slash the tires on Onii-sama's car. And break the windshield. Wheee! Maybe I should paint buzzards over the planetarium. What a refreshing backdrop for a change. And I could put Chuchu in Saionji's boxers. Unless the freak has briefs. Dammit. Probably, since's he always so tight-assed about everything... "Anthy do this", "Anthy shut up", "Anthy undress me". What a prick. He's not worthy of Chuchu, I'm gonna leave a fuggin porcupine in there.
Ha.
That'll teach him.

-Himemiya Anthy


Saturday, March 31, 2001

Hot diggity damn, it's daylight savings. One hour of sleep knocked off the schedule for me. That bites so much. Where's that Yahiko brat? I need to beat him up so I can feel better.

-Makimachi Misao


Friday, March 23, 2001

Mikage just asked me if he could spend the night at my house. He sounded really scared about something. Oh no... What if this means... HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME?!?!? NOOOO!!! I'm saving myself for my brother! TOUGA!!

-Kiryuu Nanami


Friday, March 23, 2001

I wonder, would Tamahome still love if if I was named "Boris"?
*thinking*
Because I don't know if I would love him if his name was Lucy or something. Or Tinkerbell.

-Yuuki Miaka


Friday, March 23, 2001

MI--KA-GE-SAMAA!! I can't wait until you get home tonight... I've got the cutest wittle costume for you! It's a bunny outfit with chains and leather and straps! ^_____^ Heehee.

Lovelolly Mamiya-chan


Friday, March 23, 2001

.........
I am so fuggin' stoned.....
.........

Tenjou Uty


Wednesday, March 21, 2001

O.O.........
The day fruity figments of my imagination start appearing and... Oh ew, he's groping himself in front of the mirror. He doesn't exist!! How is he here? I don't get it. He's part of me, but not really, cuz it's just my mind, but not really because I didn't particularly want to.. But then neither was Mikage, and Onii-sama said... And then.... What?

-Himemiya Anthy


Wednesday, March 21, 2001

Ahhh.... I won. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^
Course, could anyone be surprised? No, no... *bats eyelashes* When fighting for the sake of my beloved pink-haired beauty, I will go through ANYTHING! *dramatic pose* Oh my apple dumpling... Please come back to me! I know you're busy fighting all those dead people, but I'm not sure how much longer I can hold out. *has Misao tied up in her own sash underneath his foot* She's getting, so... dreadfully violent... *clutches hands to chest* MIKAGE!!

~ Mamiya-chan ~


Wednesday, March 21, 2001

I am a goddess. Why am I here? I should be off doing goddess-like things, musing goddess-like musings. Take the tree for example. I was a part of the tree. He was part of the tree. HIM. I am an angry goddess. VERY. Do you want to be in the path of an angry goddess? *randomly fires an energy ball at the nearest wall* MIKAGIII!!!!! I WILL SMITE YOU!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!

Ceres


Wednesday, March 21, 2001

Onii-sama....! ^_^
Did you know the big sliding planterium thing in your dinky tower is BROKEN? It stopped working, dammit! It slides down halfway and then it STOPS. And did you know that brat Nanami filmed us? You know... us doing ...stuff? I know you're a cheap bastard, but you said you were making enough money selling Touga out to rabid fangirs! You pennypinching cockroach!! YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.

Himemiya Anthy - Bah. I can't believe the things we endure for our brothers.


Friday, March 16, 2001

Yes yes, coming, so sorry... *sits herself down*
Ah. Well. Misao and Mamiya are mudwrestling over her pink sash. Well, it's not exactly pink now, not really...
But aha ha ha ha, anyway! ^^ I think it's really alright if he wants to join us, he seems feminine enough. And who knows? We all might become good friends some day!
And we trade weapons secrets. I told him the secret of hiding a giant mace up your skirt, and he lent me his bullwhip and chains.

Oh Xellllosss!

~Filia


Friday, March 16, 2001

...What the hell is HE doing in here? This is biSHOUJO!! Bi. Shou. JO. THAT PURPLE FREAK DOES NOT QUALIFY. What, were you rejected by Bishounen Diaries? You weren't worthy enough to be put in their cages, nanner nanner.

So Filia! Get your @$$ in here and his OUT! He stinks up the whole place. And did I menton he stole my pictures of Aoshi? AND my sash?
*sees Mamiya posing in front of a mirror nude with the sash wrapped around him* Augh NO!!!!! It's been defiled!!

-Misao -- FILIA!!


Tuesday, March 13, 2001

Ahhh... Mikage-sama, I miss you so much! You're off manipulating another person through your little sessions. You're paying more attention to them than you are to ME! *pout* You promised you'd take me out on a date tonight. But NOOOOOOOO.... You're LATE! And I got myself all primped up for you! I've got your good dress on (though it is a little too loose in the hips, sweetiepie *wink*), and I even curled my hair to match it. Which color nail polish do you think would be best? I'm thinking about ice blue, but shocking pink would be a nice touch. Very exciting. Does it turn you on?

~ ~ Mamiya-chan ~ ~
<3 <3


Thursday, March 8, 2001

Hmm, let's see now...
Put anaconda in Nanami's drawers. Check.
Rig piano so the lid collapses when F# is hit. Check.
Send flowers with card that says "Beware of goats bearing presents" to Juri. Check.
Knit thong for Chuchu. Check.
Take pictures of Utena while she's napping and sell to Touga. ...Hn? Not done yet? Oh, Utena-sama! ^___^

-Himemiya Anthy


Thursday, March 8, 2001

AOSHI-SAMA DOKO??? *cries*
Ah no, it's raining! Crap, he's probably outside without an umbrella! He.... He could get rained on! And.. and get wet! Oh no, and then he'll get pneumonia or typhoid or alesphexia internal monohumus tri-DYSENTERY!! He's gonna die!! AOSHI-SAMA!!!!!!
*runs like mad, carrying a dozen umbrellas, towels, and a stretcher* I'm coming to save you, DON'T DIEEEE!!
[Meanwhile, Aoshi has merely taken a trip to the outhouse behind the Aoiya]

-Makimachi Misao


Thursday, March 8, 2001

Yes Subaru, it is completely my fault you killed your lovepuppy. I made this huge important sacrifice (and did I mention it hurt like HELL?) so you two could go on living, and now everything that sucks in your life is MY fault. My fault he's dead, my fault you got your eye poked out, my fault you have that scar on your hand. Ah look, you got gum on your shoe, I'm sure that's my fault too.
Will some one please just talk some sense into my idiot brother?
I'm going back to haunt Kakyou's dreams now. He's cute.

- Sumeragi Hokuto


Thursday, March 8, 2001

Yesterday Shippou aske me to play with his nuts. And then Inuyasha hit him.

I'm staying away from both of them.

-Kagome


Wednesday, March 7, 2001

Sorata, would you please just stop touching my hair? I know you want me, but sorry I don't plan on dying any time soon, so you can quit with that part. Hell, SUBARU hasn't even died yet, and he should've croaked long ago. Same with old blindey over there. Oh wait, he is dead....

- Kishuu Arashi


Wednesday, March 7, 2001

*is playing with an Akio voodoo doll*
Ooooh look, 3-inch longpins, and 5 dozen of them. Shiny.
*jabs them gleefully into the doll* Oh yes, Oniisama, I'm sure you feel lots of pain. Oops, did that one hurt?
*takes out a castration knife*
Tee hee.

~Himemiya Anthy


Thursday, March 1, 2001

Ne, Maron... Could you please make up with Chiaki? Onegai? This morning he came over dressed in his PJs, eyes closed, mumbling "Maaaarooon....honeybun..", and then he grabbed a coat rack and started kissing it. I think he really misses you! Hasn't the poor guy been through enough? And you know you didn't really go out with Noin that day.
Or did you? Maron? Maron, answer me!

-Fin Fish


Wednesday, February 28, 2001

*plops into chair and crashes face first into the keyboard*
Mweheee.. *hic* Fially git aroun ta doin this stuff agin.... *hic* Mebbe just had a bit too much to *hic* DRINK.... Oh dar' it! Merylyl gonna be mad at me again.... But shhhhhh. She don know I'm here! Our lil secreet, hmmmmmmmmmmm?
*passes out*

-Milly Thompson


Monday, February 26, 2001

Excuse me... am I allowed to go now?
*Bloodberry and Ryoko are restraining Sana, and they give a quick nod*
Well, alright then! ^_^ I can't wait to take pictures of Sakura-chan tomorrow, we're going to the zoo with Shao Lan and Mei Ling! I made the most beautiful costume for Sakura to wear. I hope nothing goes wrong.
[Mei Ling: What do you mean, 'nothing goes wrong'?!? It's ALREADY wrong! Shao Lan's stuck in a CAGE!!! *cries*]
Well, maybe they'll let him out for this special day, hm? ^_^ Because Eriol-kun is a nice person. Except for the time he took my video recorder and pretended to go on a date with me... *eyes start glowing red*
*blink blink*
*returns to normal* Ara, where was I now? Oh, right, the trip to the zoo! Sakura-chan, I'm sure you'll look wonderful in the costume!

-Daidouji Tomoyo


Monday, February 26, 2001

Van, is it really too much to ask for you to get some CLOTHES on?!? You look DISGUSTING in your movie garb! And you need a shave. Why don't you borrow Allen's razors or something? And his shampoo while you're at it! And his soap! Just take a shower already! UGH! I can't stand to even look at you like that.

-Kanzaki Hitomi


Sunday, February 25, 2001

Where's the foooooood???? I'm HUUUUUUUNGRRY...... Where's Tamahome??? I wanna [BEEP] right now.... *whine*
*people snatch the keyboard away from her*
Heeey, wait! I was using that!!
Everyone: STUFF IT!
Yuffie: Oh wait, you probably do... *snicker*
Miaka: What's a stuff? You guys are weird.... o.o

-Yuuki Miaka


Sunday, February 25, 2001

Oh, is it my turn now? Okay... Hmm, this is kind of strange. What should I say? Nothing much happened today, except Acess had one of his "urges" and Fin shot him like an arrow around the room... And then Miyako came to see what's going on. -_-;;
Chiaki, what do you mean your Rosary's gone? And you're blaming me for it? How DENSE are you? Hmph! Just for that, I'm going off to spend the entire afternoon with NOIN! So HA! *stomps off*

-Kusakabe Maron


Saturday, February 24, 2001

My turn, my turn, my trun again!! YAY!!!! I wiated and waited and these peopel realy cant typep at all, and thay do it relely sloww!! I mea, gees, I can type really fast adn it's just turns out gerat, seeeeeEE?? Seee seesesee see? I leaenred how to type at likte 85 meteres per cubic feet at the Kowari school of acting, they teach me alls sort of col stuff! Aaaaaaah, thiat stupidf dBatobi is fluying all over me again, i hate that thiing!! Stupid bunnybat!!! Go away! AWYA!!!!

--Kurata Sana


Saturday, February 24, 2001

Bright little ray of sunshine, are you? Get a grip, girl! They touch you, you SMACK 'em right back! Kick 'em to the moon, girl! Heh.

-Yuffie Kisaragi


Saturday, February 24, 2001

............
......Ikari looked at me today. Suzuhara grabbed me.
....I don't like them.
............

-Ayanami Rei


Friday, February 23, 2001

Oh come on, ma'am, this is fun! ^_^ And it's okay if Mr. Vash gets some time to himself, after all, it's not like we control him or anything. And besides you should be having fun with this, with how much you like typing and all. Isn't that right, Ma'am? Well I'm having a lot of fun, especially with all these new people to meet! Like I was talking to Sango and Mauri about priests and their funny habits. Like how Mr. Wolfwood shaves his legs but not his face..

-Milly Thompson


Friday, February 23, 2001

That IDIOT... I can't believe Vash the Stampede dares to invade people's blogs. What the hell is he even doing with a computer?? We're keeping 24-hour surveillance on him for his OWN good, and what does he go and do? Sneak away and join a group blog! *fumes* When he gets back, I am SO going to give him an earful. That insensitive, selfish, good-for-nothing womanizer... Why won't he ever grow up? ERGGH!

- a ticked Meryl Stryfe


Friday, February 23, 2001

Shao Laaaaaaaaaaaan!! Why are you in a cage? They can't do that!! They can't they can't they can't! You promised you'd go on a date with me today... And to the ZOO! How can you take me to the zoo if you're in a cage? And Wei is leering at me... And that stuffed animal keeps on trying to.... Waaaahhh, don't leave me alone here!!

-Li Meilin


Friday, February 23, 2001

HI HI!!!!!
Kurata Sana, here, o-HAI-yo!!!
Filia: Ahh, Sana-chan, it's already 3 in the afternoon... You overslept again.
Ehh? REALLY? KONNICHIWA!! We were up so late last night setting this whole thing up, ya know? And then I just fell asleep. And I had a dream. A dream! About Hayama! And he touched my [BEEP] and I kicked him in the [BEEP] and he said [BEEP]!! Ehehee!
Filia: o.o Excuse me, Sana-chan, I think it's time for you to leave now.
Sana: NO no nono! I don't wanna go!! Noooooooo! *claws at Filia*
Filia: *shrieks* You little monster! MAZOKU!!! NAMAGOMI!
Sana: Oh fiiiine. I'll GO. *stomps off*
Filia: *sigh* Oooh, why did I start this...? *cries*


Thursday, February 22, 2001

Ehe... Ed got the compyuuta next! Can I call it Umpu? Neee, Umpu? Wanna eat something? *shoves hot dog into monitor screen*
Filia: AAAhhh!! Donn't do that!! You'll get it all dirty! *wipes it clean with the bottom of her skirt* I'm the one who paid for this, you know, and I have half a mind to-- *looks up* Oh... How embarassing... *blush*
Ed: *stare* ...Eh? Oh well, I guess Umpu will have to go hungry tonight. VROOMMMMM..... VRMM vrm VRMMM.... Ehehe!

-Da RaDiCaL Edward XD


Thursday, February 22, 2001

*knocks Filia out of the way*

Yeah, now this is what I'm talking about! Weblog, whooooo! Definitely about time we got one! ::snuggles with Aoshi-sama's trenchcoat:: I mean, those guys have been over there partying all this time, and we've had NOTHING! Man, good thing we changed that. Now it's time to par-TAY! *dances off*

-Makimachi Misao


Thursday, February 22, 2001

Testing... Aaah, Aaah, testing..

Hmm? It's working? Oh, how wonderful! And it took us so long to set up too. But I think it was worth it, hmm girls? To finally have a... this weblog of our very own. Honestly, those self-styled "bishounen" have been taking up too much space and are getting wrapped up in their egos. Let's all show who put the "jo" is josei, ne? ^=^

::sips tea::

-Filia Ul Copt

Are we affiliated with Bishounen Diaries?
No, they probably would have killed us.

Do you really exist?
Most likely, no.

Are you a figment of my imagination?
No, you are a figment of our imagination.

Are you screwing with my mind?
Yes.

We don't know what this is. It just appeared.